INTRODUCTION

Light Blue Man is constantly losing the power struggle with his sentient detachable genius penis.

His penis always wins. His penis has all the fun. His penis gets all the girls, performs all the heroics and takes all the credit. Without his penis, Light Blue Man becomes fixated by two things - 1) Getting the penis back onto his body… and in the right place… and keeping it there… by any means necessary... 2) And suicide.

COMING SOON! A cameo appearance by Dr Sigmund Freud, RIP

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