THE ARSE HISTORY OF ARTISTRY - Ink on Bogroll - by Toby Tripp JS BACH'S ARSE= £50

LEONARD COHEN'S ARSE= £50 JOSEPH HELLER'S ARSE= £50

JIMI HENDRIX'S ARSE= £50GIL SCOTT HERON'S ARSE= £50BILL HICKS' ARSE= £50

BILLIE HOLLIDAY'S ARSE= £50WASSILY KANDISNKY'S ARSE= £50PAUL KLEE'S ARSE= £50

B KLIBAN'S ARSE= £50ROGER MCGOUGH'S ARSE= £50JOAN MIRO'S ARSE= £50

SYLVIA PLATH'S ARSE= £50PLATO'S ARSE= £50MARK ROTHKO'S ARSE= £50

NINA SIMON'S ARSE= £50KURT VONNEGUT'S ARSE= £50ARSE SELF PORTRAIT = £50

These pictures of great artists' arses are for sale

- 125mm X 110mm / INK ON TOILET PAPER / £50 each

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PEOPLE WHOSE OPINIONS COUNT:

"I mean these pieces are great, but you've got to remember that art these days is a financial process. We're facing a recession, and the bottom's fallen out of the market."

- Jasper Gibson

"...asking me to write about Kandinsky's arse no matter how nice it is, could be almost sacrilege"

- Sue Willis

"Wow! All my favourite arses on one grrreat web site"

- Callum McGeoch

"Bold, informative, witty and absorbent. For a mere fifty quid, you can own a piece of Mr Tripp's 'Arse History of Artistry', and they're definitely well worth the arse-king price!"

- Matt Abbiss

"These arses are resplendent in their clean, fresh lines, deft curvature and freshly scrubbed anal hygiene.Leonard Cohen's rump is clearly a fake, but his anonymous replacement has more than enough character - in his (or indeed her) presentation of a pair of plump, unctious cheeks and a coy ringpiece - to render all accusations of forgery utterly redundant. The artist's own arse, however, is a nightmare of wiry topiary, like a hairy planet being bissected by colossal geological turmoil, and should have remained in his pants in order to preserve the delicate sanity of frail, sensitive little children everywhere."

- Matt V Evans

"pps I think it's a little pretentious of you to include yourself in the ranks of the classicists. actually it's quite offensive. I mean, who do you think you are? I hope Sir Nicholas refuses to let the self portrait into the exhibition. that'll show you. wanker."

- Emily V Moore

"I don't know much about arse, but I know what I like"

- Dan Cornish

"Quite frankly I'm a a little disturbed! Where's Rembrandt's arse? Also I didn't realize there had been a revival in people being tarred and feathered."

- Kyvan Mardani

 

"Never before has the arse been used so effectively as a gateway to the soul. A must-see."

- Adam Chatterton

"A truly curvaceous selection of great buttocks through history with lasting cheek."

- Francesca Gavin

"Something could come from these arses of yours!"

- John Robbins

"M-arse-terpieces. How we laughed. But much too cheap."

- Anna Tripp

THINK YOUR OPINION COUNTS? - I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

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All drawings & concept copyright Toby Tripp 2001

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