These pictures of great artists' arses are for sale
- 125mm X 110mm / INK ON TOILET PAPER / £50 each
These pictures of great artists' arses are for sale
- 125mm X 110mm / INK ON TOILET PAPER / £50 each
Coming soon! NIETZSCHE'S ARSE - order now while stocks last
|
"I mean these pieces are great, but you've got to remember that art these days is a financial process. We're facing a recession, and the bottom's fallen out of the market." - Jasper Gibson |
"...asking me to write about Kandinsky's arse no matter how nice it is, could be almost sacrilege"
- Sue Willis |
"Wow! All my favourite arses on one grrreat web site"
- Callum McGeoch
|
|
"Bold, informative, witty and absorbent. For a mere fifty quid, you can own a piece of Mr Tripp's 'Arse History of Artistry', and they're definitely well worth the arse-king price!"
- Matt Abbiss |
"These arses are resplendent in their clean, fresh lines, deft curvature and freshly scrubbed anal hygiene.Leonard Cohen's rump is clearly a fake, but his anonymous replacement has more than enough character - in his (or indeed her) presentation of a pair of plump, unctious cheeks and a coy ringpiece - to render all accusations of forgery utterly redundant. The artist's own arse, however, is a nightmare of wiry topiary, like a hairy planet being bissected by colossal geological turmoil, and should have remained in his pants in order to preserve the delicate sanity of frail, sensitive little children everywhere."
- Matt V Evans |
"pps I think it's a little pretentious of you to include yourself in the ranks of the classicists. actually it's quite offensive. I mean, who do you think you are? I hope Sir Nicholas refuses to let the self portrait into the exhibition. that'll show you. wanker."
- Emily V Moore
|
|
"I don't know much about arse, but I know what I like"
- Dan Cornish |
"Quite frankly I'm a a little disturbed! Where's Rembrandt's arse? Also I didn't realize there had been a revival in people being tarred and feathered."
- Kyvan Mardani |
"Never before has the arse been used so effectively as a gateway to the soul. A must-see."
- Adam Chatterton |
|
"A truly curvaceous selection of great buttocks through history with lasting cheek."
- Francesca Gavin |
"Something could come from these arses of yours!"
- John Robbins |
"M-arse-terpieces. How we laughed. But much too cheap."
- Anna Tripp |
THINK YOUR OPINION COUNTS? - I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
