by Toby Tripp 1999-2005

WHAT NOT TO BUY: Love, Sex & This - Nov 2003UNTRUE LOVE POEMS: June 2003NO ONE BUT YOU CAN CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: June 2003POISON PEN LETTERS, unanswered: June 2003ADVERTS FROM HELL - March 2003SOME FUNNY - Sept 2002THE GIRAFFE WHO LOST HIS FEET - August 2002RIGHT NOW YOU MUST LOVE YOUR LIFE - July 2002GUARANTEED TO SHOCK AND OFFEND - March 2002SERIOUSLY! Must Be Funny - July 2001Welcome To (Slightly Grubby) Heaven - June 2001The Best Kind of Comedy? - March 2001 Come On In! The War's Fine - published February 2001To Be Funny May Be Funny - November 2000Welcome to Hell - September 2000LAUGHTER! (not guaranteed) - August 2000Light Entertainment - June 2000I Ain't Being Funny, But... - May 2000 Mediocre Humour - March 2000Only Funny - February 2000Nobody Leaves Here Empty Headed - January 2000 HOW TO WIN - 2000I WENT TO HELL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY BOOK - 2000PICTURELESS CARTOONS - Feb 2000CRACKER JOKES & FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - Feb 2000THE MODERN FARMING TECHNIQUE - Jan 2000SHOULD DO REALLY - Jan 2000YOU ARE YOUR OPPRESSOR - Jan 2000MEET YOUR BRAIN SURGEONS - Jan 2000LIFE'S A PICNIC - 1999FUCKING SKELETONS PART ONE - August 1999FUCKING SKETONS - PART TWO - August 1999ANGRY JOKE FICTION - 1999THREE DAY MENTAL BLOCK - 1999HIGH SECURITY MENTAL PATIENT - 1999ON PLANET GNOME - 1999TRISTAN WATTS - BIT OF A KANTTAKE MY BLOOD - I DON'T WANT IT - 1999HOW TO LOSE - 2000TO DO LISTS - November 2001TOBY IS BAD BECAUSE - December 2001RETROSPECT OF THE HIGH ART PRODUCED BY TOBY TRIPPFUCK JUST ANOTHER EDUCATION - 2000I WISH I WERE A STINKING FLY - 1999SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GOTTA LAUGH - 2000

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