Some of the things I wrote
for
ThePoke.co.uk
Bieber: My Tixylix Hell at the hands of Jackson Doctor
Children's Books: Then and Now
Mattel to release 'Pricktionary'
'Compelling' suicide note almost wins Booker prize
Israel celebrates new 'three day weekend'
Daily Mail revealed to be the world's longest running psychological experiment
The Larval Stages of George Osborne
Farmer cut £3000-a-gram bull semen with 'some of his own'
Banksy made a peer
Andrew Lansley's Blue Peter badge ‘to be revoked'
Twitter spambot becomes sentient then kills itself
British Catholics ask visiting Pope to ‘look less obviously evil'
Justin Bieber: ‘I will sleep with my biggest fan'
Surgical Palmistry ‘can double life expectancy'
Virgin Mary slapped with restraining order
Florist steals flowers from accident blackspot
'Homeopathy works' says independent medical trial funded by Tigers
Spending Review: Local Councils must ‘ring-fence emergency services'
Gay couple accused of ‘unnatural acts' in a public toilet
18.2 billion dead in ‘dangerously overcrowded' Heaven disaster
Child ‘worked to death' in Blue Peter garden
Daily Mail: Taliban ‘too lenient'
Amish launch satellite attached to a million crows
Facebook suffers subsidence
iConkers: ‘Worst App Ever'
