and other SIGNS by Toby Tripp

Sign in toilet showroom

Lamb Porn

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse (eating another horse)

You might want to be sitting down when you read this

Londis is expensive

In loving memory of Fanny Beer

Malm Baby Drawers

Hard hats must be worn at all times by kids..

Are we there yet?

I edited a poem in Wimpy

How to defend a castle

May contain traces of breakfast

I was in love with this sign even before I photoshopped it

Autumn is coming, so I bought some food for the birds in my garden

All have sinned and come short of the glory of Goo

My girlfriend had kittens when she found out

One reason I don't write children's stories

Can someone tell Simon Cowell we found his jeans?

Play area at my local pub has a very specific age restrictions

My son's local playground has a strict admissions policy

I add something to the crowd at sporting events

When we introduced a sticker chart for our 4 yr old son we never expected him to end up in a Thai prison

Should be OK there

Memorial Bin

Danger Of Death Keep Out

Fucking golfers these days. Unbelievable. Look at her:

(c) Toby Tripp