TAKE your mind off that hangover by going over and over all the awful things you did and said last night.
— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) March 1, 2014
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INCREASE your chances of getting a second date by borrowing money from them. (via @Feelwelcome)
— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) January 19, 2014
DISAPPOINT burglars this Christmas by getting your family crap presents.
— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) December 20, 2012
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BE A GENIUS by doing something quite well on the Internet. (via @Feelwelcome)
— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) May 8, 2013
PARENTS. Cheer up your sick child by frothing their medicine. Hey presto
— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) February 2, 2012
– Calpolccino. (via @Feelwelcome)